I went to my parents house for mums day and realized they had a very real-looking gun sitting on the island bar, near the sliding
doors. I picked it up, tried it on, pretending I was Farrah Faucet, and
asked "is this a real barretta(sp?)?" My mom uttered "yeees", just as my stepdad
chimed in from the stairs, "Bebe's for the birds who s---t on the deck".
"s--t or sit on the deck?" as I took aim, I asked " have you used it?".
In his most disappointed tone (I know so well) he replied, " no! as soon as I bought it, the word got out, and we havent had to clean the
deck since, damn it".
I dont know, maybe its worth a try? Threaten the birds with WMD and
they'll go Osama -where else?